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Westwood is your typical suburban town. Or so It seems. The upper class rule the scene, determining what goes on and bending nearly everyone's opinion. In this town, status is everything. At a glance, Westwood is just like any other town. The main street, Lucky Street, is bubbling with people and is always looking neat and tidy. But beyond the mask lie secrets, love, deciet, heartbreak. The town's past holds numerous secrets such as the shady circumstances surrounding the death of Mr. West, the towns founder and Mr. Donahue, the town's first mayor. There are many secrets that lay beneath the exterior of westwood. Anything and everything is possible in Westwood, except, maybe, acceptance. Everyone knows everyone and is in to everyone's business. Can you find your place here, or simply end up walking down Lucky street, desperately trying to belong?


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Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry Maria,' says the mother. 'Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.'

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says his mother. 'All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs.'
'Don't worry Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.

'So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half.'

'Stay here and stir the pasta,' says the mother.

'This is a job for Mama!'

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